Immortals (2011)

Immortals (2011)

A visual masterpiece that will only pale due to the fact that we saw this style before in 300; Immortals looks like another world or dreamscape rather than a historical depiction of earth or mythology. It is a graphic novel come alive with an attractive cast of good guys and horribly scarred and ugly bad guys. If you go into Immortals with the expectation of...

Valhalla Rising

Valhalla Rising

This entire review is a spoiler after this paragraph so if you want my feelings on Valhalla Rising, I will state it here and then you can stop reading and go rent it from Netflix or avoid it. Valhalla Rising has beautiful cinematography, absolutely beautiful in a dark, oily, yet lush type of way. Mads Mikkelsen as One-Eye is brilliant in his acting, but isn’t...

Clash of The Titans (2010)

Clash of The Titans (2010)

I do not know what is worse about this new Clash of Titans, the laziness in them not studying Greek mythology, or the laziness in keeping things relevant to the time period or mythos. Actually I know exactly what it is, it’s the absolute waste of Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, whose talents and characters was the only shining light in a dark movie of shallow...