This entire review is a spoiler after this paragraph so if you want my feelings on Valhalla Rising, I will state it here and then you can stop reading and go rent it from Netflix or avoid it. Valhalla Rising has beautiful cinematography, absolutely beautiful in a dark, oily, yet lush type of way. Mads Mikkelsen as One-Eye is brilliant in his acting, but isn’t...

I do not know what is worse about this new Clash of Titans, the laziness in them not studying Greek mythology, or the laziness in keeping things relevant to the time period or mythos. Actually I know exactly what it is, it’s the absolute waste of Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, whose talents and characters was the only shining light in a dark movie of shallow...