There was so much going on under the surface of this movie that despite it’s shiny coat of Hollywood CGI you cannot help but to love it through and through. When I saw Rise of The Planet of The Apes two things came to mind; the first is my dislike for pets, people owning pets and their defense in calling these cage beasts “family members”...

Let’s see, we have the Sexbomb, the Psycho-Slut and the Stripper… so my question is – how has director Rick Jacobson gotten into the land of my dreams to bring forth a movie like this? The sad part is it will only be shown in MAJOR cities, so small time pervs with a taste for old school B-Movie exploitation films will be left out in the cold...

Wow… you know those discussions you have with friends after seeing a movie like Taken? Conversations where you say things like “if someone was to ever do that to my daughter, I would f-ck their world up”. Well The Last House on the Left basically puts that threat on film in graphic detail. An escaped convict, his brother, son and girlfriend...