Jonah Hex
Well it had all the makings of a special movie: cool looking hero, sexy side-kick, machine guns strapped to a horse and John Malkovich. It had the Western flair, the civil war and Ulysses S. Grant yet it somehow forgot that movies need to be interesting in order to work. Jonah Hex was so bland that words cannot describe how disinterested I was throughout the entire movie. Based on a DC comic... [Read more]
Iron Man 2
Where are all of my true believers? No not the snobs who will whine about John Favreau playing a major role in his own movie, or the Transformers fans who will hate that this had too much story, too little action. I mean my true believers who can tell the difference between a repulsor ray and a uni-beam. If you are a true believer then you will 100% without a doubt love the hell out of Iron... [Read more]
Kick-Ass
Two things you should do about Kick-Ass – First of all, go out and see Kick-Ass, second of all keep your young impressionable kids (especially the girls) as far away from this one as if it was a pedophile with candy in tow ducking from Chris Hansen. Kick-Ass to me was what you would get, if The Sopranos, Lazytown, Spiderman, and Revenge of The Nerds were blended together and reformed into... [Read more]
Trailer: Brand New Iron Man 2 Trailer Showcases New Suit!
Most of us are salivating at the mouth at the prospect of seeing Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) don the Red and Gold to fight off Whiplash in the Iron Man 2 sequel. Well did you know that Stark has several suits for different occasions? Of course you do, but I am asking the non comic book nerds reading this…. well check out this trailer and wait till the few seconds near the end where... [Read more]
Watchmen (2009)
I feel I should start this review with a disclaimer that I had not read nor studied up on the story behind Watchmen prior to seeing the movie. It seems that there are split opinions based on who knows the story and who doesn’t… as to how good the movie really is. That being said, I feel that my opinion is valid for those (like myself) who have not read the book or watched the... [Read more]
Elektra
Elektra is yet another MARVEL comic book conversion into film. Prior to this installment, the comic to movie trend has been very successful with Spiderman leading the charge. Well I am sorry to report that where Spiderman had found the path to glory, Elektra tried another path and became a disappointment. First off I will give props where it is due and say Jennifer Garner portrayed the character... [Read more]
