Tekken: Blood Vengeance

Tekken: Blood Vengeance

The sad thing about Tekken: Blood Vengeance is that when things get a bit too “Tekken” the whole story of friendship and trust that was built up until that point kind of gets lost in the fray. The Mishima family has always been the downside to the Tekken story arc for me, so color me biased with my take on this. Here you have this beautiful, complex palette...

Are You Ready For A Killer Klowns Requel?

Are You Ready For A Killer Klowns Requel?

This month I had the pleasure of traveling to Orlando Florida and checking out ScreamFest 2011. Part of the fun was meeting one of my favorite actors of all time Malcolm McDowell – yup Caligula himself. Another one of the highlights was to sit in on a question and answer session with the creators and actors of that old cheesy horror camp: Killer Klowns from...

Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D

The 2010 version of Piranha 3D combines nostalgic themes of horror with a bit of Girls Gone Wild and gore. For viewers of the original 1978 version of the film you may be turned off by the emphasis of breasts and ass over the piranhas but for what its worth it still worked. If you are younger than myself (child of the 80’s) you may have missed out on the...

Clash of The Titans (2010)

Clash of The Titans (2010)

I do not know what is worse about this new Clash of Titans, the laziness in them not studying Greek mythology, or the laziness in keeping things relevant to the time period or mythos. Actually I know exactly what it is, it’s the absolute waste of Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, whose talents and characters was the only shining light in a dark movie of shallow...

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon

First off let me send a big F you out to AMC and every other opportunistic price gouging movie theater that charge $15+ just because a movie has the symbol “3D” on the end of its title. Don’t you jackasses get enough money from pimping your stale popcorn and dusty pretzels off to teenagers anyway? Why do you have to come mafia me out of my money for...