Posted December 13, 2011 by Greg Dragon in Coming Soon

G.I.Joe: Retaliation Trailer Features The Rock!

Neck beards, mouth breathers and angry 35+ year old nerds of yester-year rejoice, the old cartoon which sold leagues of toys is back in movie form…. this time as a revenge sequel. G.I.Joe: Retaliation is coming folks and it looks like there won’t be any weird HALO inspired suits, or badly acted Baronesses…

My Take On It All?

I see that they kept Storm Shadow in a pant suit though and Snake Eyes… the spec-ops ninja looks to have been set up. Oh… and for you Channing Tatum haters out there (salute), it looks like the wooden actor/stripper sucks down a couple bullets in this one…can I get a hell ya!? No Marlon Wayans sighting though 🙁 but we have Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! Probably the only guy who looks like a G.I. Joe and the lord of all badasses Mr. Bruce Willis. I don’t expect this to win any awards but it looks like it will be fun, fun, fun for us to see.

G.I.Joe: Retaliation is directed by John Chu…  Get hype!

Greg Dragon

Cinephile and opinion writer, Greg Dragon has been a fan of movies since the 80's when Kung Fu theater was all the rage and Roger Moore was James Bond. Greg is the founder and lead critic of Spicy Movie Dogs. You can follow him on Twitter @Rafacus or on his Google+ account.