If you’ve been keeping up with my reviews you know that I am no fan of Daenerys Targaryen. I find her to be a loud bag of air with no power, no real reason to want the iron throne, and a gift for attracting the dumbest men who all want to protect her. I do not like the fact that this chick shows absolutely no gratitude for the things people do for her, NONE,...

After this episode Theon Greyjoy will go from being Robb Stark’s bumbling idiot of a cooch-hound friend to being one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones. The flawed prince of Pyke is so intent on winning his father’s favor that he turns his ships unto the very land where he grew up (Winterfell) and wrestles it from the hands of a tiny...

I can’t say that I am not a bit disappointed in Xaro Xhoan Daxos when he reveals that his motivations for saving dragon girl Daenerys Targaryen is to marry her and breed with her in order to maximize his ambitions. Why am I disappointed? Well there’s just something that doesn’t sit right when you have this light skinned, blonde/blue princess amongst a...

Nothing makes a man more angry than having to miss epic television like Game of Thrones, but as the great Freddie Mercury once said “the show must go on!” So here we are and we are ready to talk some Thrones! Fans of the care bear Daenerys Targaryen can rejoice, the little trash-talking Dragon Mother managed to “nut up” some people into...

Oh Stannis, you poor robot of a warrior you… who would have thought that even the firm Stannis Baratheon would be weak when it comes to the prospect of magical, ginger coochie? Not just any magical coochie by the way, but some Melisandre the witch magical coochie. She wants to bear him a son and those words was what broke down his defenses as he threw the...

Welcome to the 2nd season recap of HBO’s Game of Thrones. As with the original season write-ups, I must warn you that my critique and summary will be a tad unconventional and less formatted than the other shows that I write about. Having not read this book series, I offer the opinions of a person who is ignorant to the story but able to appreciate the...